I saw Maleficent last night and saying it was "pretty bad" is putting it lightly. I kept hoping it would get better even though I knew it was a lost cause.
I watched the movie with a friend who was equally if not more appalled than I, here are a few of the comments we whispered during the film.
Note: comments in blue where made by said friend.
This movie is horrible
Never Mess with a Jilted Lover
"You're my Fairy Godmother." Seriously Aurora, how daft can you be, when has a Fairy Godmother ever had horns?
That was hardly a kiss /does this mean Maleficent and Aurora are lesbians?
Flounder and Sebastian could have done it faster
Just turn into a dragon and die already!
And they lived happily ever after with the fat fairies
I want my money back